Who is the most interesting man in the world?
He has controlled Earthquakes with his mind and body.
He has made his critics eat a big shit-sandwich.
His leadership is known to bring grown men to tears.
He's so awesome there's even a female version of him.Never has such a monotonous voice held so much emotion.
Mountains are jealous of his widow's peak.
His faith becomes OUR faith.
When put on the spot.... he makes the spot move.He taunts his opponents..... in their own language.
He has shown to be the brightest star in the Galaxy.He has scored on four continents.
He has chopped and sliced his way through a Honduran jungle.
He has been with Hollywood stars.
People have written that he looked David Beckham in the eye and told him he was rubbish.
He's been attacked by urine, vomit, voodoo dolls, and border agents and lived to tell the tale.
People have said he walked into his neighbor's house and peed on his carpet right in front of him and his friends.
He has saved his hope when hope is lost for most others.He.
Is.
The most interesting man in the world.
"I don't always score goals, but when I do, they are the most important goals in American soccer history."
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Great stuff!
ReplyDeleteDon't forget that the country that hates him paid him to appear in an ad for their sports lottery.
ReplyDeleteK. This has nothing to do with Mr. Landycakes/ "The Truth" but yall gotta check this out!!!!
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just scroll down to the bottom.
YEAH, THATS OUR EX PREZ HAVIN A BREW WITH OUR CAPTAIN!!!!!
How do you figure 5 continents? I count North America, Asia, and Africa...did I miss something from his goalography or were you referring to his club ball, and youth national team appearances as well?
ReplyDeleteCorrection. Four. I counted Europe from his Everton and Bayern tallies.
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