Tuesday, December 14, 2010

The Most Punchable Faces/People in Soccer

It's this easy....
Soccer is a game of undeniable beauty, but there are times of tragic ugliness. That ugliness is no more apparent than when a player crosses the TV screen or right in front of your face at the stadium that just gets your blood boiling. So mad that you just want to punch that mother f*cker right in the face!

Oh... sorry. See what we mean?

Our list isn't definitive so please feel free to leave your additional suggestions in the comments sections.

We present.... "The Most Punchable Faces/People in Soccer".

Enjoy.... or hate....

* Cristiano Ronaldo
The great thing about this picture is that you could punch him in TWO places.

* John Terry
I just ate a sh*t sandwich and f*cked your girlfriend!

* Sepp Blatter
Huh? Corruption? Whaa?

* Conor Casey
In my dreams I always imagine this ball smacks him in the face.

* Wayne Rooney
Not Rooney's hand, but mine about to jab his eyes out.

*John Harkes

*Arsene Wenger and Sir Alex Ferguson

Both are ALWAYS complaining about something each week.
I kinda wish they'd just punch each other in the face.

* Koman Coulibaly

I just booked a nice little vacation to Mali to pay him a visit.

* Joey Barton

Better get him before he gets you.

*Freddy Adu
You were supposed to be better....
* Rafa Marquez
You kicked Timmy Howard, I bet your fragrance smells like dog piss,
 and, well, you play for Mexico.

* Jack Warner
You are a corrupt piece of sh*t and everything
you've done has been terrible for American soccer.

* Andrei Arshavin

No. Words. Needed.

Did we miss any? Probably. Leave your suggestions for more punches to the face in the comments section.

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  1. Oswaldo Sanchez...for that attempted post-goal slide tackle...

  2. Pablo Mastroeni... from all the RSL fans

  3. No Julia. Pablo Mastroeni, from the human race.

  4. Nigel DeJong for breaking Holden's leg

  5. Josh Wolff for having that kind of face and being that kind of giant dbag.

  6. Alexi Lalas... punch him in the mouth to shut him up... Hey Alexi, how many championships and World Cups did you win while you were playing? What's that? I can't understand you... OH, someone punched you in the face... my bad...

  7. You missed Carlos Ruiz. Unless Ricardo Clark makes up for that.


"Anyone who tells me soccer is boring, I'm going to punch them in the face."
- Former Dallas Burn (aka FC Dallas) coach Dave Dir

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