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| It's this easy.... |
Soccer is a game of undeniable beauty, but there are times of tragic ugliness. That ugliness is no more apparent than when a player crosses the TV screen or right in front of your face at the stadium that just gets your blood boiling. So mad that you just want to punch that mother f*cker right in the face!
Oh... sorry. See what we mean?
Our list isn't definitive so please feel free to leave your additional suggestions in the comments sections.
We present.... "The Most Punchable Faces/People in Soccer".
Enjoy.... or hate....
* Cristiano Ronaldo
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| The great thing about this picture is that you could punch him in TWO places. |
* John Terry
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| I just ate a sh*t sandwich and f*cked your girlfriend! |
* Sepp Blatter
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| Huh? Corruption? Whaa? |
* Conor Casey
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| In my dreams I always imagine this ball smacks him in the face. |
* Wayne Rooney
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| Not Rooney's hand, but mine about to jab his eyes out. |
*John Harkes
*Arsene Wenger and Sir Alex Ferguson
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| Both are ALWAYS complaining about something each week. I kinda wish they'd just punch each other in the face. |
* Koman Coulibaly
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| I just booked a nice little vacation to Mali to pay him a visit. |
* Joey Barton
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| Better get him before he gets you. |
*Freddy Adu
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| You were supposed to be better.... |
* Rafa Marquez
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| You kicked Timmy Howard, I bet your fragrance smells like dog piss, and, well, you play for Mexico. |
* Jack Warner
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| You are a corrupt piece of sh*t and everything you've done has been terrible for American soccer. |
* Andrei Arshavin
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| No. Words. Needed. |
Did we miss any? Probably. Leave your suggestions for more punches to the face in the comments section.
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