Editor's Note: Toronto FC fans that are coming to this site.... this post is a work of SATIRE and should be treated as such. The Free Beer Movement is about building American soccer and Major League Soccer (including its Canadian teams). Read our interview with TFC's Red Patch Boys as well).
Also, we are not an FC Dallas blog... no idea where anyone would get that idea.
Real cute Toronto. Thought we wouldn't notice? Well... we did.
We see what you were trying to slip past us. It's not gonna happen. We're not happy with you.
Shhh. Shhh. Don't talk. Yeah we know you really took one for us hiring Jurgen Klinsmann as your "consultant" or whatever. We really dodged a bullet not naming him U.S. National Team coach. He's really shown his worth to TFC....
But this.... now this.... this is unforgivable. We know you're terrible and currently sitting at the bottom of the Eastern Conference, but there's no excuse for this.
Torsten Frings? Really? That's who you're bringing over as your designated player? Wow.
We know you're Canadian and all so it probably doesn't mean much to you, but this guy is a dirtbag.
You might even call him "the worst person in the world". Well, clearly YOU wouldn't call him that... you just decided to give him a bunch of money. Loonies, right? That's what you call it.
Well we're calling him "the worst person in the world" AND that you all are a bunch of loonies. How about that for a double slam?!?!
What? You say he's a nice guy? You say that he's a quality soccer player that's really going to shore up the TFC midfield and bring some much need organization to the squad? That one mistake shouldn't mar an accomplished career?
Paul. Paul! Roll the tape! Pause it right there... yeah... the 1:45 mark.
LOOK WHAT HE DID!?!!?
That's a handball. That should've been a penalty and then Landon Donovan would've converted then PK to tie the game. Clearly we would've gone on to win the match. Duh! Probably even the World Cup. Brian McBride would've never retired, Bruce Arena will still be the National Team coach today, and Chicharito would probably be an American citizen.
You're just rewarding bad behavior!
Can't believe you guys! We let you play in OUR league and now this is how you re-pay us.
Assholes.
But, hey... that Danny Koevermans seems like a nice guy. Good move getting him.
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