Part Three is to drop next week.
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"Why American?", well, because I'm American. There's no simpler way to put it. I love my country, despite it's problems, and am proud to be from here. As I've fallen more and more in love with the game of soccer over the last few years, I've never found myself truly able to connect emotionally with the game abroad. Intellectually I understand the quality of play is better in the Prem, La Liga, Serie A, etc., I just can't find that part of me that can give myself over to actually caring about the results because it's all happening so far away and within the structure of a culture of which I'm not a member.Davies wrote something along the same lines a week or so later when he proclaimed that watching the weekend's MLS action was more fulfilling that the El Clasico between Barcelona and Real Madrid. His main point: there's nothing wrong with supporting the game around the world, but why not our game as well.
I reject, wholeheartedly, that's there's anything of which American soccer fans should be ashamed of. Appreciating the game as it's played in places where it has been as an intricate part of daily life for a hundred years does not mean the way we do things is wrong or substandard.
It took a very long time for American soccer to finally start to mature. After the aborted leagues of the early part of the century died, and immigrants left their love for the sport behind as they assimilated, soccer in this country barely existed. Things have changed, and the possibilities are endless; that alone is a reason to buy in and buy American.
How much fun will it be to watch American soccer grow and have the joy of the journey in our memories?
For better or worse Major League Soccer is out version of the "beautiful game". Long time fans of the sport of soccer grew up exposed to the greatness that is the European and South American leagues. Great. Love them, support them, but make room in your heart for American soccer.If you are a true fan of soccer then you want it to take root in every corner of the globe and, especially, in your own backyard. We're at a critical time in our game's domestic development that requires a committed and continuous investment from soccer fans in THIS country. This period of growth in American soccer is TOO IMPORTANT for soccer fans in this country to be divided into factions of fans of MLS, Euro-snobs, USMNT-only, or Indian Premier League lovers.
It is rarely productive to sit back an criticize American soccer and MLS specifically while doing little to help make our version of the game on par with the rest of the soccer-playing world that one claims to look upon fondly. There are many avenues to solid future growth of soccer in this nation and the most productive one is taking our soccer dollars and investing them locally in Major League Soccer and the rest of the U.S. soccer pyramid (we're supporters and ticket holders of the local Austin Aztex and Houston Dynamo).If you want European soccer then move to Europe. If you want European soccer here then invest in the league and the league's feature.Last time we checked bitching and bullshit didn't fill seats, improve on-field play or get any closer to the laundry list of things we need to complete before American soccer is used in the same breathe as our worldy brethren.
“You’ve got to put him in chains, put him inside a bank vault, put him on a ship, take the ship out to the ocean, sink the ship, and you know what? He’ll still get out.”“Esoteric. That’s all I can say. There’s more flair in this team, in this club, than a nineteen-seventies high-school reunion. This is a cabaret goal, again. And he’s Liza Minnelli. Perfect placement, perfect dynamic, perfect free-kick.”
“The ball’s trapped in between Raúl’s legs. Keita doesn’t matter what ball he kicks, he’s gonna get something.”
“This referee, man, I tell you, he’s having a Marge Simpson haircut day”
“We called him the bionic man earlier. Superman, Spiderman, magic man. He’s Macedonian, I know that for sure …”
“A goal is a dream with a deadline. And this one is a wet dream.”
“Metzelder hesitates like a three-legged giraffe, here. All the dexterity of a bull elephant, the big man, here, that’s embarrassing. And that is capitalised off beautifully. Look at Metzelder, he’s all a-wobbly. And Xisco goes disco.”
And I'm not even sure what that last even means. But his best comment ever came in the form of a rail against Tom Cruise:
“And that’s why you see those beautiful tears of a man whose heart is bursting, Iker Casillas…(other announcer) ‘Tom Cruise?’ WILL YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT TENNIS PLAYERS AND STUPID HOLLYWOOD ACTORS, PHIL!! IT’S THE GLADIATORS OUT THERE MAN, NOT TENNIS PLAYERS! Tom Cruise! Prick…If he smelt a soccer jockstrap he’d faint dead away”A few years back, Brian Phillips of the brilliant soccer site, Run of Play, had this to say about Hudson:
As unhinged as he may be, as insufficient to his own ends, as imposing on his listeners, he’s still unique among soccer commentators, not merely for his distinctive approach but also in the sheer fact of being unique. The game needs more characters and crazed metaphors, not fewer, and I’ll gladly let Ray Hudson get on my nerves now and then in return for the one moment when he howls like King Lear and suddenly makes a sport I’ve watched a thousand times feel, unnervingly and hilariously, like something I’ve never seen.Fortunately or unfortunately American soccer lacks this unhinged, but often times magical voice on its broadcasts. Imagine Ray Hudson calling a Major League Soccer match on "Soccer Night in America" on ESPN. I think you'd get a whole heck of a lot of people tuning in just to see what comes out of his mouth next.